pigeonforhire:

exalted servant of the maker

somebody just liked this and i’m still proud of myself this is fucking hilarious

pigeonforhire:

exalted servant of the maker

somebody just liked this and i’m still proud of myself this is fucking hilarious

gloriavongouton:

when will tumblr end its reign of burning skulls and start drawing white cishets again

gloriavongouton:

when will tumblr end its reign of burning skulls and start drawing white cishets again

fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident
"am i reading? what the fuck?"

fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident

"am i reading? what the fuck?"

"google said it’s possible to identify with a plant"

aaw yes, here we have a completely natural sentense that would be said by someone who identitfied as a plant; i often reflect on how google links to evidence that the things i am are indeed real things

just the other day in conversation with my father he asked me why i hated burger king so much and i was like ‘OMFG DAD IF GOOGLE SAYS PEOPLE CAN GET THE SHTIS WHEN THEY EAT BURGER KING HEN ITS ABLEISt FOR YOU TO QUESTION ME ABOUT IT” truly this is nartural behavior that real and a thing that real people do.

M83 / Smash Mouth - Allstar City
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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

pheberoni:

im sry

trying to think of what to paint on a shirt

some stuff from my sketchbook because idk

and by ‘some stuff’ i mean lady faces

most of these are several months old if not like half a year+